DUCK NUTS BALLS N BODY CARE

Loosen Up Kid

AND GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS.

that viral mug shot

What Happened?

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Welcome to the official home of Bruce Ryder.ai

Collab with Ducks Nuts Balls n Body Care. The Bruce Ryder merch shop.

Australia's first AI celebrity from a retro universe.

DUCKS NUTS BALLS
your hype guy

Who is Bruce Ryder?

If there was ever a hype man to have in your corner, it's Bruce Ryder. He's a wild card in the game of life and his rouge words of wisdom are simple; "Loosen up kid. This thing called life is a wild ride. So buckle up and grab it by the balls.

Keep Riding. Keep Swinging. Keep Making. Keep Playing. Keep Crusin kid.

We're buying what he's selling. Ducks Nuts Balls, But not just any balls, smooth creamy balls bringing sweat relief to movers, groovers, players riders and makers all over the world.

FREE FROM UNICORN DUST AND RAINBOW GLITTER

OUR BALLS

DO NOT LOOK PRETTY. THEY LOOK LIKE RELIEF.

NOW ON SPOTIFY

Loosen Up Playlist

70s + 80s Throwback Banga Playlist by Bruce Ryder AI